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You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.
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lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
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lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

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whatismgmt:

Do you ever wanna punch yourself in the face for procrastinating and ruining your life

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shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?
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shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

I laughed a little to hard at this
Sep 16, 2014 / 318 notes

I laughed a little to hard at this

Sep 16, 2014 / 165 notes

Tyler Oakley is living every fangirl’s dreams

funforlouiscole:

my-life-as-kenz:

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IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN SIGN UP TO BE HIS INTERN?!

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you forgot one

I need to be him

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rcmclachlan:

radiationdude:

NO. NO. I AM TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS OLD AND I AM CRYING BECAUSE I CAN STILL HEAR THE EXACT WAY SHADOW SAYS “PETER” AS HE COMES OUT OF THE FUCKING WOODS DON’T LOOK AT MEEEE

Jesus I was half asleep when I scrolled to this this morning and I just cried immediately, what a great start!

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zedrin-maybe:

mooncastle721:

I almost spit grape juice!

I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’
Sep 15, 2014 / 126,852 notes

zedrin-maybe:

mooncastle721:

I almost spit grape juice!

I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’

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